CAN I WEAR YOUR GRAND-DADS JACKET
Question →
What method of legally disposing of a dead body would lead to me being decomposed the fastest?
Cause in my beliefs, my energy will carry on throughout the universe forever, since energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
And like, if I’m buried in a coffin, I’d take forever to decompose. But…
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
THEIR REACTIONS ALONE
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
I love Tumblr.
The red light one kills me every time
I lost my shit at the red light one.
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.
always reblog the red light story
the red light one
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible.
1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.”
2) They have a song titled “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song so We Wouldn’t Get Sued.”
CL: my ride-or-die gzbs
“On that day, humanity received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the titans, and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.”
Sometimes you just need some different words
Wow I did not know this